© Copyright January 01, 2008 by 45 Mike
So, in the mid 70’s I was in Kal, yeah, the hotel, Kal! Anyways, I was on my bike, heading for someplace on one of the freeways that surround the bay area.
The sun was out, warm. No butterflies, (nuther kali time, nuther kali channel), not a lot of traffic, so it was likely a sunday.
When a car pulled along side of me, then kinda hung there, I glanced over to see if I would need a spark plug to defend myself.
Oho, what a nice sight, passenger, maybe 20, blonde, rather cute, didn’t get a real good look at the driver, but she was fun lookin too.
I noticed they were smoking cigarettes, and I thought to myself, (Self, you could get a smoke offa that gal, and maybe, well, let’s start with the smoke.)
I smiled, and drifted closer, the gal had her window up.
She noticed me getting closer, and kinda pulled away from the window. I motioned for her to roll down the window. She got a puzzled, curious look, and rolled down her window.
I pulled in rather close, and said, “Hi, can I have one of your smokes?”
I think she freaked out a lil, cuz she looked frantic to give me whatever I fukken wanted! Rummaged for her pack, then handed a smoke out the window.
Well, I looked at her, (umm, blondie, it’s not lit?)
She didn’t quite get the drift of things, so I nudged her, “Could you light that for me, please?”
About that time, the driver was freakin a bit, she thought it was dangerous for me to grab a smoke on the road, outta her car, doing 60 on the freeway.
I could have fondled the blonde, but I didn’t think the driver would have been able to handle that information. I told her to just drive straight, no sudden turns, I’ll do the rest.
By now blondie had a smoke lit for me and handed it to me.
I said, “Thanks! We could stop somewhere, I can pay ya back.”
The driver was feelin like I was a creep, which I was.
She decided that stopping was not a good idea, and obviously realized that the incident had cost them time, so she speeded up.
It was fun, and I got a free smoke outta that.