© Copyright 2008 by 45 Mike
I found a face on the sidewalk, it wasn’t mine, but I put in my pocket anyways.
A horse and bull went shopping the other day, and they saw an absolutely stunning china tea service for four, but the horse refused to let the bull go in and look at it.
The sky was falling, so a bunch of us put up our hands and caught it. We felt pretty good about that.
I know what the chain saw.
I know what I did last summer!
A friend of mine was having a really bad PMS attack, so I tossed her overboard, I saw sharks. Sad.
My mom taught me a couple things, “If something seems too good to be true, it probably isn’t true, and it probably isn’t all that good either.” That’s how I decided to stop going to church.
My invisible friend is kinda shy, so he asked me to ask you what your name is, and if you’d mind if you never saw him.
The ducks crossed the road, and the chickens wondered why.
My tooth started acting up, so I got it a gig on the Tonight Show.
The weatherman walked onto the set, and pulled the anchorman into the boat.
They said it couldn’t be done, so we left it in the oven for another hour, delicious!
The war was almost over, so they stood around waiting for it to end.
There was a movie once, no wait, it was twice.
Probably not a good idea to lick the inside of an oven either.